Types of jammers.

This post sort of links together with my last one. Same stereotypical things. But let's see if any of you fit in with these... and if you do, that's great. No offense to you. Just, MOST of these get very annoying after a while or just were from the beginning.

1. The Forgotten Desert One.

ALL HAIL EAGLES AND OWLS! These jammers constantly play The Forgotten Desert for... rares? Fun? Who knows. But I HIGHLY doubt fun, because collecting crystal shards gets VERY boring. You know one when you see one. Spike collar on. LEVEL 26 EAGLE. Level 1 everything else. Always barking orders at the other poor birds. "NO CHESTS, NO TALKING, NO PURPLE SHARDS, NO CHESTS, WAIT I SAID THAT ALREADY, NO TALKING, GET GREEN FIRST yeah we're good to go! nwn" Please, just, do something else for once.

2. The Girly One.

This one has ANYTHING FLOWER RELATED, ANYTHING PINK, and has the "cute bunny with the black eyes that look cute and they're pink and have pink hearts". Honestly, I don't care if you're walking around Jamaa Township like this, but when you start FLIRTING WITH RANDOM BOYS, you might want to go get checked for insanity. 

3. VIDEO GAME PRIDE!!!!!

They CONSTANTLY talk about their favorite game, whether it be FNAF or... some weird Strawberry Shortcake flash game... they WON'T LET GO. They dress up every animal like some character and act godly for.. no reason. Always roleplay as their character in any random place, and... OK I'M THIS ONE BUT I LOVE METTATON OK? ;w;

4. Boyish one.

All of their looks are shades of dark blue, red, grey and black. And their items - spikes, race car things?, gazelles, worns... they also blend in with the stereotypical ones.

5. The Stereotypical Ones. 

I can describe this all in one sentence. MEET XXSPIKECOLLARFOXARCTICWOLFXX, THE JAMMER WHO HAS A FOX AND ARCTIC WOLF WITH SPIKES, GAZELLES, HEADDRESSES, PARTY HATS, WORNS, FOX HATS, AND I USE ONLY WOLVES, FOXES AND ARCTIC WOLVES ALL OF YOU OTHER GUYS ARE LAME HAAAAAAH I AM VERY POPULAR I HAVE 10 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE FROM MY LOOKS AND I AM VERY ORIGINAL. 

After that last one I think I need a drink of water because I'm so sad that my favorite game is like this. And these people, they're EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. Go to Aldan. TONS. Go to empty server, one is singing Sorry. Turn around in same empty server. One is recording a video or something. You scream and unplug your computer, then play Undertale or something because you can't take it. THEN YOU'RE REMINDED OF THAT ONE THAT EVERY ANIMAL IS SANS. YOU SHIVER AND THEN RUN OUTSIDE. YOU'RE REMINDED OF THE WARRIOR CAT ROLEPLAYERS!

The cycle goes on and on again.