Types of jammers.

This post sort of links together with my last one. Same stereotypical things. But let's see if any of you fit in with these... and if you do, that's great. No offense to you. Just, MOST of these get very annoying after a while or just were from the beginning.

1. The Forgotten Desert One.

ALL HAIL EAGLES AND OWLS! These jammers constantly play The Forgotten Desert for... rares? Fun? Who knows. But I HIGHLY doubt fun, because collecting crystal shards gets VERY boring. You know one when you see one. Spike collar on. LEVEL 26 EAGLE. Level 1 everything else. Always barking orders at the other poor birds. "NO CHESTS, NO TALKING, NO PURPLE SHARDS, NO CHESTS, WAIT I SAID THAT ALREADY, NO TALKING, GET GREEN FIRST yeah we're good to go! nwn" Please, just, do something else for once.

2. The Girly One.

This one has ANYTHING FLOWER RELATED, ANYTHING PINK, and has the "cute bunny with the black eyes that look cute and they're pink and have pink hearts". Honestly, I don't care if you're walking around Jamaa Township like this, but when you start FLIRTING WITH RANDOM BOYS, you might want to go get checked for insanity. 

3. VIDEO GAME PRIDE!!!!!

They CONSTANTLY talk about their favorite game, whether it be FNAF or... some weird Strawberry Shortcake flash game... they WON'T LET GO. They dress up every animal like some character and act godly for.. no reason. Always roleplay as their character in any random place, and... OK I'M THIS ONE BUT I LOVE METTATON OK? ;w;

4. Boyish one.

All of their looks are shades of dark blue, red, grey and black. And their items - spikes, race car things?, gazelles, worns... they also blend in with the stereotypical ones.

5. The Stereotypical Ones. 

I can describe this all in one sentence. MEET XXSPIKECOLLARFOXARCTICWOLFXX, THE JAMMER WHO HAS A FOX AND ARCTIC WOLF WITH SPIKES, GAZELLES, HEADDRESSES, PARTY HATS, WORNS, FOX HATS, AND I USE ONLY WOLVES, FOXES AND ARCTIC WOLVES ALL OF YOU OTHER GUYS ARE LAME HAAAAAAH I AM VERY POPULAR I HAVE 10 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE FROM MY LOOKS AND I AM VERY ORIGINAL. 

After that last one I think I need a drink of water because I'm so sad that my favorite game is like this. And these people, they're EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. Go to Aldan. TONS. Go to empty server, one is singing Sorry. Turn around in same empty server. One is recording a video or something. You scream and unplug your computer, then play Undertale or something because you can't take it. THEN YOU'RE REMINDED OF THAT ONE THAT EVERY ANIMAL IS SANS. YOU SHIVER AND THEN RUN OUTSIDE. YOU'RE REMINDED OF THE WARRIOR CAT ROLEPLAYERS!

The cycle goes on and on again.

Stereotypical Jam

Almost nobody ever looks at this and just tries to fit in, but here's a friendly reminder about the stereotypical things in Animal Jam. 

Little to no animal looks today are really original. You'll see what I mean. Just go to Aldan. (Actual screenshots from Aldan.)

This lovely arctic wolf ATTEMPTED to fit in, but you can tell those are the Rare Item Mondays and Epic Wonders things. The ring. The spike. The headdress. The worn. Sound familiar? Ring a bell? OF COURSE IT DOES. This look is what I call the "NO ONE ACCEPTS MY TRADES FOR RARE LONGS OR HEADDRESSES AM I COOL?" The worst thing about these people is that they ask for FOX HATS for their fake, light-blue worn or ask for a black spike for their Rare Item Monday headdress. A very annoying thing indeed.

This person attempted to be original, and she DOES get points for having the party hat I don't see too often. but it's the "adopt me is border collie" colors that set this one off. Sure, it's a nice blend, but it's kind of bad after you see it 100 times. Oh, and the spike and worn. THE SPIKE AND WORN. 

We're all seen this one a thousand times. Spike. Elf tail armor. Gazelles. Worn. Elf bracelets. The "15-year-old that thinks he's on top of the world AND THE ONLY COLORS IN THE COLOR SPECTRUM ARE BLACK, GREY AND RED YOU LOSERS". Please, just get it away from me. Welp, it's not HIDEOUS to look at, though...

Now stepping into the ring is "ARTSY TEEN/PRETEEN GIRL THAT THINKS SHE'S BEING VERY ORIGINAL AND OUTGOING." Long names for these looks, I know. Please just keep up with me. Just LOOK AT IT. The Tumblr flower crown, The rare spike set. AGAIN, WITH THE WORNS. I give them points for the colors, though...

Oh, this next one. THIS NEXT ONE. DEAR LORD.

Look, it's Papyrus.

Look, it's WisteriaMoon.

Look, it's the default deer.

Look, it's stereotypical arctic wolf.

Look, it's emo eagle.

And guess what? Those 5 animals all belong to one person. The stereotypical/copier/lazy one. They even use the same items for 12 ANIMALS. I'm not even glitching here.

I wasn't able to find an animal for this next one, but I'm sure we ALL know or have seen one. They use their arctic wolf, fox, any popular animal as a display. A DISPLAY, I'm not even kidding. They have their light pink headdress and black long on, their glitched ring, and don't even bother with the colors. They also put any items they can't fit onto them on their trade list. They also DON'T ACCEPT ANY TRADE, it's just, guess what, ANOTHER DISPLAY. 

In conclusion: some people's outfits make you tear out your hair.